Get ready to grin this is really funny.?

(On a lighter note, the following story is a montage of several of the urban


myths currently floating around cyberspace. This anonymous email is being


passed around under the heading, "It Must be True, I Saw it on the Internet.")





I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M%26amp;M's (sent to


me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact


that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend


whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a


rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as


everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which


is why the government made them change their name to KFC).





Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his


bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got out


of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN.He saw a note on his


mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone because it


was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that


would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!"





He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who


was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the


computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie


recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true - I read it all last


week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a


free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.)





The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing


kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which


unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy's


expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an


HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said,


"Welcome to the world of AIDS."





Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital - the one where that


little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for


everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society


has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two


e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an angel


(if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good


luck but for only 10 people you will only have OK luck and if you send it to


fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).





So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the


way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he


flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.





Send THIS to all the friends who send you their mail and you will receive 4


green M%26amp;Ms -- if you don't, the owner of Proctor and Gamble will report you


to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck: you will get sick


from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, your spouse will develop a


skin rash from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your


arms, and the U.S. government will put a tax on your e-mails forever.





I know this is all true 'cause I read it on the Internet.





Author unknown


--------------|||Absolutely brilliant! I love these kind of things and this one just kicks! Great work ;)|||sorry, I could not completely read this, because it is soooooooooo lengthy....I started to doze off..|||sorry. i read it all but it seemed to drone on and on so it didn't make cplete sence. sorry!|||very funny - great 1|||needed something silly and there it is|||funny|||soo very sad and true