Monday, August 23, 2010

The sex Fairy?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that


when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone


estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.


(cuts down on spending)





2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of


suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat


produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.


(cuts down on spending)





3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on


during that romantic dinner.


(so go ahead eat, and excerise it off)





4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It


stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the


body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you


don't need special sneakers!


(exercise with a partner keeps you coming back)





5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases


endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of


euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.


(less health care costs, or ride your Harley)





6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.


The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of


chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes


drive the opposite sex crazy!


(again, cuts down on spending)





7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10


TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.


(saves on those expensive scrips,hell yeah)





8.. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing


encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers


the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque


build-up.


(healthcare must hate sex, again a cost crusher!)





9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session


can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in


the brain.


(so ladies, no more excuses)





10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is


fever.


(just don't let this one drip, lol)





This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.|||I did all 10 things, but I keep geting it all wrong, but I'm going to keep doing it over and over until I get it perfect. I don't even care if it takes me a million times. lol.|||wow you have been doing some research|||you will be dead if you have so much sex. every day keep 10 times and after one year, what will be happened ?|||thanks for the info... hey Miranda I have a stuffy nose, do you think you can help me out? lol|||Have no partner...want the job hottie::)))|||Is all that true. This is really cool. You just made my day|||That's good. Now he has another excuse;-)|||Now I know why I feel so good! Tee hee.....|||wow i didnt know all that! how interesting :)|||Nice

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