Joke courtesy yahoo groups?

The Sex Fairy





This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I


didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!





1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women


make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine


and skin smooth.


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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering


dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and


makes your skin glow.


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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that


romantic dinner.


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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and


tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming


20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!


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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases


endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you


with a feeling of well-being.


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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually


active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These


subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!


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7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE


EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.


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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away Kissing encourages


saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes


decay, preventing plaque build-up.


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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release


the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.


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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural


antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original


is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around


the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will


visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn,


send it on.





If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the


rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will


rot. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?).


Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.





Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in .5


hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.|||lol i got this in my group are you in ilovejokes? hmm i'm in the other one, the one that's competing with it lol check ya later ♥|||heyy thanks a bunch check ya later ♥ Report It
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